Quotes from my redneck family:
- " I had a pair of them light up shoes when I was kid, I went so fast the light never shut off."
- " Crazier than a sprayed roach."
- " She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she sure is the shiniest."
- "Whatever blows your skirt up."
- "Jump up there and crow." - I have no idea what that means.
- "Whatever floats your boat."
- "Using a breast pump won't work if you don't want it to- its like them ole cows out there if they don't wanna give milk they won't" - Thanks for comparing me to a cow.
- "Crazy as a rodeo goat."
- "I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound moose."
Dogs come up often~
(when in disagreement these two are used)
- "That dog don't hunt"
- "That dog don't come off the porch."
Other dog sayings~
- "Shakier than a 3 legged dog."
- "Meaner than a junkyard dog."
