A growing list of all the things I repeat over and over.
To my kids~
- If the bag in the can is tied, obviously it needs to be taken out.... it's not an invite for you to pile garbage on top of the closed bag.
- Is there a reason none of you boy's can pee directly into the toilet?
- Where are your pants?
- Cabinets can shut, just like they can open.
- Your not allowed to say shut up... now all of you shut up.
- You can't go outside naked.
- No, you can not throw rocks at your brother.
- How can you go to school with 2 shoes and come home with only 1? ( that has happened several times believe it or not)
To my husband~
- Put down your whore and help with these kids. (whore/girlfriend = iphone)
- I hate this damn remote, no one knows how to use it but you!
- I'm only obsessed with Twilight because you suck.
- Is he outside naked? Well go get him!
